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WELCOME TO THE MOTHERSHIP

First-Time Visitors Get Stellar Gifts

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5-Minute Express Lane
🛸 1,000,000+ Earthlings Served
CLASSIFIED LEVEL 420

MISSION BRIEFING

Your First Contact Assignment

📡 INCOMING TRANSMISSION 📡

Greetings from Green Dispensary! You've been selected for an exclusive first-contact mission. Your assignment: Choose a complimentary welcome gift, receive your classified access code via text, and visit any Green location to complete the exchange. Minimum $10 earth currency required. This transmission will self-destruct in 30 days, so don't keep the mothership waiting.

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SELECT YOUR GIFT

Choose from our premium collection of launch supplies. Each new recruit receives one complimentary item.

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TRANSMIT COORDINATES

Enter your Earth communication details. We'll send your gift code instantly via text transmission.

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VISIT ANY PORTAL

Present your gift code at any Green Dispensary location. Valid ID required for entry to the mothership.

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Vegas Locations

SELECT YOUR GIFT

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INFUSED PRE-ROLL PACK

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Smooth cosmic journey

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Gift Selected ✓
FIRST CONTACT PROTOCOL
alien@mothership:~$ initiate_first_contact.exe
[INFO] Scanning for human coordinates...
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✓ All portal locations
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Establishing connection...
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TRANSMISSION SUCCESSFUL

Check your communicator for gift codes

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FIND YOUR NEAREST PORTAL

Three strategic outposts across the Vegas galaxy

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GREEN HUALAPAI

4510 S Hualapai Way Las Vegas, NV 89147

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PORTAL HOURS
Mon-Thu: 8AM - 12PM
Fri-Sun: 8AM - 12AM
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GREEN HENDERSON

10420 S Eastern Ave Suite 100 Henderson, NV 89052

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PORTAL HOURS
Mon-Thu: 8AM - 11PM
Fri-Sun: 8AM - 11PM
NAVIGATE TO PORTAL
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GREEN HOTLINE
(702) 620-8619
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TRANSMIT ORDERS
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WE DELIVER
Vegas Valley Wide

WHY CHOOSE GREEN DISPENSARY

Superior cannabis from across the universe

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Premium Quality

Hand-selected strains from the finest cannabis farms across multiple galaxies. Each product undergoes rigorous space-grade quality testing.

Instant Delivery

Advanced teleportation technology ensures your orders arrive faster than the speed of light. Same-day delivery available.

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Secure & Discreet

Military-grade encryption protects your data. All deliveries use cloaking technology for maximum discretion.

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Expert Crew

Our team of cannabis astronauts provides personalized guidance for your journey through our premium product galaxy.

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Galactic Pricing

Competitive prices that are out of this world. Regular loyalty rewards and cosmic discounts for frequent travelers.

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LOCAL PRIDE

VEGAS OWNED - Born and raised in Vegas since day one. Not some corporate chain. Your money stays in our community.